Teacher Assigns Her Class Of Kids

Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines,” she said, ” made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher.. Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. ‘ made $2,467,” he said.

“$2,467|” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling? “Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?’ ” found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip and Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!” Then I would say, ”It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush?” “I used the government’s approach of giving you something crappy for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.”

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