“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise” A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.”

Inside, the bartender says, “The usual, Jim?” Jim says to his wife,

“Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”

Next, a stripper says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”

The wife storms out, dragging Jim with her, and jumps into a taxi.

The taxi driver says, “Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time.”

Jim’s funeral is on Sunday!!!