In a deeply unsettling turn of events, King Charles III, initially admitted to The London Clinic for what was thought to be benign prostate surgery, has been diagnosed with cancer.

Buckingham Palace, in a somber announcement, revealed that the King is facing an undisclosed type and stage of cancer, details of which remain closely guarded. Despite the lack of specifics on his treatment plan, it has been disclosed that King Charles has already commenced a series of treatments.